Back before being a geek was cool, things were quite difficult for us athletic challenged, book wielding heroes. Being picked last, dreading activities because you know you would be chosen to do the inconvenient and lonely tasks. Blindly taking any gratifying thank yous cause you were so invalidated as a person that anything felt amazing. At least until you got older and realised you were nothing but a little bitch.
Well my non-existent acolytes I have found the way to confound these selfish fucks and become the hero!
Volunteer for the task no one wants to do. Be the one that doesn’t stay quite, and just do. May not seem profound, but the act of making a choice makes all the difference.
Be fuckin proud.